The competition committee is expected to take a look at officials becoming flag-shy in the postseason. Judging by the defensive game plans of New England's Bill Belichick and Carolina's John Fox in the AFC and NFC championship games, coaches obviously are anticipating officials allowing more physical play in the playoffs. After the fact, the league office quietly admitted that Walt Coleman's crew missed six calls against the Patriots in the AFC championship game, including a defensive holding on third down with 1:51 remaining in the game, and a pass interference on the subsequent fourth down. The Patriots led 21-14 at the time. The victim on both non-calls was Colts TE Marcus Pollard. Officials also admit holding by Patriots G Joe Andruzzi on Colts DE Robert Mathis was missed on a fourth-and-9 that the Patriots converted in the second quarter. The Patriots ended the drive with a field goal for a 13-0 lead. . . .Thanks a lot guys. I hope you all die.
| Kill BIll Volume Two Part Two -- Posted by Balcony on Saturday, January 24 2004 | ||||||||||||||||||
Here's a direct link to the teaser trailer.
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| Suh-weet -- Posted by Balcony on Saturday, January 24 2004 | ||||||||||||||||
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you two good reasons to be alive. The sexy little Teaser Trailer for Kill Bill Volume Two. You love it. Saber fights and 3P0 and Chewie oh my in this Star Wars III footage. Lovely.
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  43 YEARS OLD TODAY
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  EVERYONE CELEBRATE!!
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| Rangers lose again -- Posted by OtterVomit on Monday, January 12 2004 | ||||||||||
 EVIL MEXICANS POISON OTTERVOMITThe world was stunned to learn Sunday that a band of renegade Mexicans working as cooks at a local Mexican food shack called "Los Amigos" had attempted to kill OtterVomit via food poisoning. OtterVomit first noticed signs of trouble around 4 am, nearly 8 hours after consuming the meal of beefy nachos. Problems started as shooting stomach pains, slowly worked themselves up to attacks of diariah and then OtterVomit began to, well, vomit multiple times over a period of hours.  Thousands of stunned well-wishers turned up at Vomit's residence to wish him a speedy and safe recovery. In a historical moment, Vomit appeared on a balcony and addressed the masses saying, "Do not fear, for I have expelled gallons and gallons of my own fluids to rid myself of this awful attack." Vomit went on to say, "...I will extract a horrible revenge against these assailants! I simply won't spend my money there EVER AGAIN!! DUM DUM DUUUMMMM!!!!!" Calls to the Los Amigos restaurant were not returned. VOMIT BAG Rumors of Kill Bill vol.2 being pushed back to April 16th? I'll be ready to pull my very own Katana down off the wall at a moments notice. Should that happen. Start reaching for that sword because it's official.
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| We're number one! We're number one! -- Posted by Balcony on Sunday, January 11 2004 | ||||||||
 Colts 38 - Chiefs 31 Onward to New England!
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There has been a lot of blathering these days. About the Volume 1 DVD, about the Volume 2 release and about rumored projects. Kill everyone.
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| SCRAMBLED -- Posted by OtterVomit on Saturday, January 3 2004 | ||||
 INSANEOWOWOWOW Let me tell you what!! The last year or so my brain has become completely unhinged. I used to fucking hate it. I would get down in the dumps and carve a chunk of skin out of my arm or some other stupid shit. I don't know if its the meds they got me on or what but now I fuckin love it. I'm still a goddamn idiot psychopath though. I'll sit down and think up of good stories or something to write then 3 minutes later I can't remember my own fuckin name much less what I was thinking about. I'll call up everyone I care about and yell "FUCK OFF AND FUCK YOU" and then the next day shower them with love and affection. I'll stroll into work and kick a hole in the wall and then five minutes later offer to do extra work to help everyone out, with a smile. I don't fucking have a job but if I did that's how it would be (that's how it was). I'll go to my shrink and play mind games with her like Hannibal Lecter and watch her get all freaked out. I'll decide one day to go back to school and then the next its back to my old house, then the next I'm off to get my own place or something. I never know what to expect when I wake up from day to day but I don't wake up all suicidal or anything anymore so *two thumbs way up* CROCODILE HUNTER JOINS ME IN THE INSANE CLUB  Famed Australian superman Steve Irwin sparked outrage yesterday when he held his baby son in one hand while feeding a chicken to the mouth of a crocodile with his other at his Queensland zoo.Wife Terri looked on and didn't give a shit as Irwin then "walked" Bob to the crocodile pool at his Sunshine Coast wildlife park as the four-metre reptile, named Murray, lurked nearby. Irwin defended the stunt by saying, "This kid has to grow up to be croc savvy." I suppose so. RUMORS ABOUT KILL BILL VOL 2 BEING PUSHED BACK TO APRIL 16 WILL GET THE WORLD KILLED  Release it in February!!!
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| Mail me! No...please don't. -- Posted by Balcony on Friday, January 2 2004 | ||
Fuck, it's only Thursday? Well welcome to 2004 folks, a brand new year! Prepare for more of the same. And to start things off, I'm ripping off the jew one more time because well...I just plain gotta. See...a whil ago I netflixed this movie and I just today got around to watching it and I feel I should...nay...MUST review it. So here we go. Written & Directed by: Shion Sono  Let's begin at the beginning. Not even five minutes into the movie 54 schoolgirls, in full sexy (sexy) uniforms, join hands on a subway platform, count to three(-a) and leap onto the tracks. Blood and gore everywhere. And of course by blood and gore I mean two guys stood off camera and threw red paint at people standing around and on windows. Still very cool and this is a good start to a movie being called the Japanese version of Heathers. There are a few suicides throughout the movie, but really they're the only thing really all that cool throughout.There's almost no plot to speak of and there's no real main character, and even the characters we do hang out with for any amount of time tend to go away one way or another. It's really, really fucking annoying. What little plot there is is alright but wouldn't ever be great under any circumstances. To be honest this movie runs something like 99 minutes and it took me the entire afternoon to watch it because I kept purposely finding other (better) things to do (my GoGo poster was crooked though). Now that's not to say the movie is completley trash. As a whole it's entertaining enough. Some cool deaths, some other cool effects and visuals (no more cinnamon buns for me thanks). Some of the characters are pretty cool for the short amounts of time we see them (singing goth kids). There's a girl group (average age 12.5), "Desart", sing shockingly infectious songs that, although they're just as stupid as any other pop trash will be stuck in your head by the end of the movie. Speaking of the end of the movie, it sucks. Worst. Ending. Ever. Well maybe not but it ain't good folks. As for the DVD its self, it's shit. Pure horrid shit. Even if you want to you can't turn off the English subtitles, there are no bonuses (An image gallery? Why?), and the video quality is horrid. Though to be fair I can't blame ALL of that on the DVD, some of it may have come from downsampling in the copying process. Soooo...yeah I'd recommend it as far as renting, but all in all I'd rather be watching Battle Royale or Audition.
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| GOOD RIDDANCE!!!! -- Posted by OtterVomit on Thursday, January 1 2004 |
YEAR EVER  Let's just shit-can it all and start over.
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