Do you know what tomorrow is?
Tomorrow is Chuck Berry's birthday. He will be 80 years old.
Without Chuck Berry there is no Beatles. There is no Beach Boys. There is no Rock & Roll. There is also no rap, R&B stagnates, and face it...there is no music that doesn't suck PERIOD.
To celebrate you have permission to purchase The Great Twenty-Eight - a greatest hits (which are for housewives and little girls) if you don't already own any Chuck Berry, so that you may celebrate properly.
Watching a woman go to the bathroom and or going to the bathroom on a woman is strictly optional
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| Are we lobbin' hand grenades? -- Posted by BalconyDive on Sunday, October 15 2006 | ||||||||
I have found the three greatest words in the history of the English language when put together. "Extended Release Morphine." It's...amazing.
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| LOOK AT MY CRAZY PASSPORT! -- Posted by BalconyDive on Wednesday, October 11 2006 | ||||||
I have got to stop doing this to myself. I know damn well that when I take more of my painkillers than the bottle says it's going to cause my head to swim and I'm not going to be able to do...anything. Yet I do it anyway. And often. What the hell is wrong with me? Are you voting for Survivor Series '94?! No one wants to see the Montreal Screwjob when we can see the Double Wide, Double Deep Casket Match!
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| Disqo Inferno > You -- Posted by BalconyDive on Saturday, October 7 2006 | ||||
Can you read this? If you can read this, you want to click THIS and, on the bottom right, vote for Survivor Series '94. Do it. And often. And tell your friends.
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| Cobwebs! -- Posted by BalconyDive on Saturday, October 7 2006 | ||
Something dawned on me today. Vince McMahon is an asshole. Not for the normal reasons that people tend to think of him as an asshole, you know, killing the territory system, pushing horrible wrestlers (and family), general bad booking, booking himself into top feuds, etcetera. No, this time Vince is an asshole because he still refuses to give Jesse Ventura the money he deserves for commentary work, so when I watch the (excellent) Brian Pillman/Jushin Liger SuperBrawl '91 match I have to sit through large gaps of silence from the commentary team, then Jim Ross talks to himself. That's just lame. C'mon Vince, pony up the dough ya bastard.
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| Pain and destruction, are our middle names -- Posted by BalconyDive on Tuesday, October 3 2006 |
The world certainly is weird. As of a few weeks ago my mother and sister, whom I love dearly, suddenly decided to become church going people again. That would be all well and good, what do I care what they do with their Saturday nights, but the weird thing is the insane amount of time and money they have recently spent on things like bibles, bible "tabs" and other random assorted Jesusy crap. I simply don't get it, nor do I want to really.
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