November 2003
It's a chicken, inside a duck, inside a turkey! Genius!
-- Posted by Balcony on Thursday, November 27 2003
Happy Thanksgiving
Or as I prefer to call it, family avoidance day. Sadly there's no Turducken for me this year (once in 21 years I've tasted it...sad), hopefully things are going better for anyone else. And feel free to beat anyone who lets the words "tofu" or "tofurkey" slip out of their mouths.
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I love it!
-- Posted by Balcony on Tuesday, November 25 2003
Karma: 1
Klan: 0
Best. News story. Ever.
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And the timeless secrets of Osiris will once again animate the lifeless!
-- Posted by Balcony on Thursday, November 20 2003
I've come to the conclussion that people hate me. All of you. It seems to me that people really only feel any want to talk to me right as I'm going to bed. For example; just last night as I was literally picking a DVD to put into my player so I could watch it as I drifted off into happy dream world I got an instant message from a one Ninja Hak basically ordering me to update this here site. So, you have him to thank for this what you're about to read.
Next Time Use A Gun
So's I got this email in my hotmail account yesterday from The Kids In The Hall (well...not the Kids themselves but some kind of representative). In said email I was offered the chance to be in the first group of people able to order the Kids In The Hall Season One 4-disc DVD Box Set for the low low price of $60.00. That shocked me. Maybe it was the sudden influx of free DVDs I've gotten that made me forget just how much (tv show set) DVDs cost, or maybe I'm just an idiot, because a quick check of amazon.com most tv show sets at least start out around $50.00, and as soon as I buy them the price drops to around $30. So, as you can see I'm on the horns of an enema (In the words of the one and only Kelly Bundy). We all know I'll end up with it. The only question now is when...or if I can con someone into making it a Christmas gift 
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Christmas in February
Kill Bill Volume 1, DVD release: February 3rd
Kill Bill Volume 2, Theatrical release: February 20th
Now is the time on sprockets when we dance!
Chicago Rulez! #1
San Francisco is once again the home of Terrell Owens' ego and no more. In a pathetic attempt to try to be cooler than a fan they claimed to have the worlds oldest (captive) fish. Little did they know that Granddad has been in the Shedd five years longer than their lame ass fish. Oh yeah, I said it. Their fish is lame, ours is great!
It Depends On The Editing
Hayden Christensen on Star Wars 3:
"There's an amazing light sabre fight that'll knock people's socks off. Geographically, it covers the most distance of any other swordfight on film. And depending on the way they cut it, it should be the longest swordfight, timewise, that's ever been on film."
A+
I'm one final away from wrapping up my first quarter at school. Three classes, three As. I da man.
Ok...That's all I got. Go away.
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-- Posted by OtterVomit on Sunday, November 9 2003
MEGA UPDATES ABOUT SHIT YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT!!
ME AND DEATH ON GOOD TERMS AGAIN
Mr. G Reaper was kind enough to point out to me that my grandmother's passing really should have been more drawn out and painful than it was (not to mention happened a lot sooner), and that many people with lung cancer suffer and suffer while grandma Vomit was allowed to simply go to sleep peacefully with those that loved her most at her side. So me and the Soul Collector are on speaking terms again.
OH YEAH, MESSIER REACHED THAT MILESTONE I HAD BEEN WAITING YEARS FOR HIM TO DO
Of course fate always finds ways to rain on my parades so it came to pass that I was crippled with grief when this happened but Mark Messier did pass Gordie Howe for 2nd all-time in NHL scoring.
BALCONY I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOUR MONEY
Just had my hands tied the last week or so. Well actually I had forgotten about it until I wrote this...
KILL BILL
I've seen it four times and I desire a fifth and probably sixth viewing.
THE NEW MRS. MACK IS GOOD IN BED
Thought you might like to know.
GRANDMA LEFT ME THE RIGGS FAMILY CAR
Worth about 50 bucks, costs about 1,000 to fix. And yet we keep it running...
SAINT GERMAIN ON TOUR OF FOUR ARIZONA TOWNS
Don't ask me to name them becuase I don't know them. I don't get to go on this trip.
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-- Posted by OtterVomit on Tuesday, November 4 2003
Ruby Glorene Riggs
August 8, 1934 - November 1, 2003
Fuck Cigarettes.
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