November 2006

It is no longer about winning and losing, it's about how much you're willing to sacrifice. -- Posted by BalconyDive on Monday, November 20 2006

I knew it. I knew it on freakin' Friday. As soon as things start looking up for me... CAR GOD DAMN WRECK! At 8:30 this morning, while feeling rather good, I just happened to SMASH INTO A PICK UP TRUCK. How? I honestly have no idea. Driving driving driving. Red light. Break. Break? SMASH. I know, KNOW, I hit the breaks. You know how I know? My right ankle is killing me. I hit the breaks, yet still, here I am. The guy I hit was real cool about it. His truck had no damage at all and he said he probably won't be showing for court, so I can get the ticket dismissed. Still, the car is dead. When the cops and the tow truck guy showed up and took a look they (independently) said they were surprised there was no fire because of the way the battery cracked and the engine smashed. I mean, god damn it, things were actually going well for me. I knew it wouldn't last long, but I didn't expect it to end in such a spectacular way in just three days! Now, since I have no vehicle, I couldn't get to work tomorrow if I wanted to. Who knows if I'll even be allowed to drive any rental car, since I'm not yet 25. And if I am, if the job will still be there since it's a temp gig and I just stopped showing up after a week. I wouldn't want me back! I'm going to go cry and play some Rayman, assuming my wrist stops hurting enough to let me play Rayman.

I smell like a stinky toe. -- Posted by BalconyDive on Sunday, November 19 2006

I got two! Jealous? eBay?

-- Posted by OtterVomit on Friday, November 17 2006

MR. T: LEAVE ME OUT OF IT, FOO! Well as most of us know Hollywood has seen fit to RAPE OUR CHILDHOOD by remaking our favorite 80's shows into crap movies. And so it has come to pass that a new A-Team movie is in the works, complete with a re-casting of our beloved escaped commandoes. What does Mr T have to say about all this jibba jabba? TVGuide.com: And you'll always, of course, be B.A. Baracus. You think there will ever be an A-Team movie? Mr. T: They're trying. The producer was talking to me last year about it, but then he insulted me by saying, "We're doing an A-Team movie, but we want to go in another direction. We want to use other guys for the characters, but... we'll find a part for you." I wanted to walk out right then, but I stayed and didn't make a scene. It's not that I'm mad, but I'm known for two things: Clubber Lang from Rocky III and B.A. Baracus from The A-Team. So, I'm not mad that you want someone else to play the role, just don't insult me by putting me in the movie with someone else playing the character I used to play. It has nothing to do with the money. I just can't do that movie. No, thank you. MY PREDICTION? PAIN! (and me not paying to see this flick)

That's right, your brain, but I found it! -- Posted by BalconyDive on Friday, November 17 2006

Well I'll be dipped. That's more comments in two days than I expected until mt inevitable suicide. Now I feel like I have to...do...well. Or something. It'll pass. So, after having tried this whole "gainful employment" thing for three days I think I decided that, ya know, it wasn't for me. It forces you to do things like...interact with people...and leave the house. Things I would never do on my own. That's not cool. But then, today, Mr. Boss Man informed me that I can come in on Saturday, for time & a half, for as long as I want. THEN he told me that I can come in any days and not strictly my horrible 2-10 scheduled shift. And work as many hours as I want. It's a good thing this whole project (must be) going slower than projected. Otherwise I doubt they'd be offering this kind of stuff. Nifty? I think so. Come Saturday I intend to go catch some hours, then around midnight head to Wal*Mart & get me a Wii. Then next week it's all about the unofficial normal type hours. That's a win right there. It's...it's almost as if everything wasn't going to suck for always!

-- Posted by OtterVomit on Wednesday, November 15 2006

All you people who read this site (see: all my different personalities) prove him wrong and comment on something! *crickets chirp* YOU GODDAMNED CRICKETS COMMENT RIGHT FUCKING NOW! Anyway, onto Shatner news. The Shat has been making the rounds at Star Trek conventions - while pocketing a fair share of cash as always - and the topic of Star Trek XI has come up quite a bit during this time. Usually the Shatman avoids the issue with some witty quip about how it is impossible to recast the great William Shatner, but yesterday he let loose with some pertanent info: I met with Mr. Abrams, and they’ve got a really good plot going, and they’re trying to find Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk, the elderly ones. How you get a dead Captain to communicate with himself, younger, is going to be a very arduous plotting, and I’m going to be interested to see how they solve it. If true, that could either be great or just totally bad. One thing is for sure though, Kirk's retarded ass death in Generations NEEDS to be undone. THERE WILL BE NO PEACE UNTIL KIRK LIVES!

1234 1234 -- Posted by BalconyDive on Wednesday, November 15 2006

Man, nobody reads this shit.

I can't tell you the truth because I love you too much, stupid! -- Posted by BalconyDive on Tuesday, November 14 2006

Hate life Part time job 2pm-10:30pm Monotonous Home 12:30 Awake 5:30 No sleep between 3/4 tank gas daily All DX Raw

Booyaka! Booyaka! -- Posted by BalconyDive on Wednesday, November 8 2006

I quit

-- Posted by OtterVomit on Sunday, November 5 2006

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