February 2006
Got the furries in a flurry, they been yiffin' it up
-- Posted by BalconyDive on Friday, February 24 2006
Another day another interview for a job I don't want (which is good because I won't be getting it). What fresh hell did I walk into today? A franchise store(?) known as Cartridge World. Essentially they refill printer and toner cartridges. While it's a good idea for a business (I guess) I don't look forward to the idea of playing with ink all day. I also have zero want to work somewhere with a uniform shirt. That would be a job, I want a career. I also want a hot bi-sexual girlfriend who brings friends home with her and does dirty things to me. We'll see which of those things I get first.
On the way home I slowly got pissed off because I was all dressed and wearing a tie, I even went over my boots to make them all shiny last night, meanwhile the guy was wearing a pair of ugly khakis and a shirt and looked like he hadn't shaved. I hate wearing a tie.
What I need is some of that inner peace Vomit has apparently found. Alas I'm not prepared to give up my sloth or gluttony to reach nirvana. They were a crappy band anyway and I wish Frank Black would kill the living members for ripping him off so much.
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-- Posted by BalconyDive on Wednesday, February 8 2006
WANTED
Ben Smiths fucking head
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Chino XL, Asia Carrera, & Raven are all members of Mensa.
-- Posted by BalconyDive on Tuesday, February 7 2006
We'll keep your resume on file my ass. A long long time ago I went in to some...place...for some kind of test for a job. Less than a week later I got in the mail a "No" letter and was sad. Today, same company emails me and wants me to send them a resume...even though they "found" my resume on the internet.
Of course I'll be going ahead and sending it to them, but it all struck me as funny.
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-- Posted by OtterVomit on Monday, February 6 2006
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaah
-- Posted by BalconyDive on Monday, February 6 2006
Fall asleep at Four:Thirtysomething, wake up at Six:somethingsomething, stay awake all day exhausted. Good thing I'm unemployed. I miss my friends and want to hook back up with them, or maybe some new guys are in order. One things for sure the crowd I'm running with now sucks. Seems it takes 3 or 4 of them to measure up to the old gang.
What? Screw you, I'm allowed to bitch.
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Look at all the people with their heads down in their hands
-- Posted by BalconyDive on Thursday, February 2 2006
Well, so much for that good day.
[John] and I would like to thank you once again for your time. Even though you are highly qualified and were among one of our top picks we have recently filled the position. We will keep your resume on file if another position opens up we will contact you. Thank you and good luck with your job search.
Sincerely,
[John] & [John]
Synapse Technology Group
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AAAAAAAGH
-- Posted by BalconyDive on Thursday, February 2 2006
Stupid fucking internet! Marty & Doc are NOT GAY.
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