VOMIT ALL TWITTERPATEDWell its springtime which means all the animals are all falling in love and OtterVomit is no exception. The lovely young lady to the left is Missus Vomit (aka Jessica) who I have been with since September/October although it has been a rocky ride at times because, well, I'm insane and all.
Maybe its my new meds but for the first time in years I feel truly happy. I believe though that a good part of this can be attributed to Jessica. Nobody has ever treated me so well, especially after getting to know me like she does. Most girls have become fed up with me at this point but she remains just as sweet as the day I met her. She has an uncanny nack for knowing exactly when I get upset over something like the ex even if I give no immediate sign and always asks, "What's wrong?" Never a moment goes by that she doesn't let me know she cares for me. This used to unsettle me because I was not used to it, but now I wouldn't have it any other way.
Jessica, you've been so great to me and I've put you through so much. I can never repay you for all the times you have been there when I needed you. You've stood by me through the absolute worst period of my life. I thought that I had lost everything, but now I realize that I lost nothing and I've only gained. And gained tremendously. I wanted you in high school but I held back because of Becca and you said you had a boyfriend. I held back again because I was with Tiffany. I held back even more because I felt I wasn't good enough for you. I won't hold back any longer. I've fallen madly in love with you. I am so excited to see what the future holds that I can barely hold a thought in my head.
BACK IN JAIL
When he was released a few days ago, Bobby Brown told reporters it would be the last time they saw him entering or leaving jail. Well that's no longer true after a judge in Massachusetts ordered him to spend 90 days in jail for failure to pay child support.
FUNNY QUOTE: "Donald Trump is trying to trademark the phrase 'you're fired'. Bobby Brown is trying to trademark the phrase, 'not guilty your honor'." - Craig Kilborn
BRILLIANT!!
"Doesn't that hurt?" - Anna Nicole Smith, on suicide bombers
| -- Posted by OtterVomit on Wednesday, March 17 2004 | ||
 OH YEAH RIGHT...I HAVE A WEBSITEWell after bouncing back from the throws of a month long depression episode I suddenly remembered today that I indeed do have a website that indeed does need updating. So here I am. Whoop ti fuckin' do!! A HOMEOWNER NO MORE Well I signed the papers to take my name off the house me and the former missus owned. I got a dollar out of the deal. That's the only piece of money I got out of that split. I figured I wouldn't make her buy out her half because I'm a nice guy and well to be honest I have no clue how she is going to pay for that place. But low and behold I see her at the hockey games buying game worn jersies for $710.00 so I guess she's not hurting that bad. I TURNED 24 Meh. I GOT A FUCKING SWORD FOR MY BIRTHDAY Because my dad is better than all your dads. And I truly believe that.
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| The reaper is on some thin ice. -- Posted by Balcony on Friday, March 12 2004 |
 R.I.P. John McGeoch (The Banshees, Magazine)  R.I.P. Dave Blood (Dead Milkmen)
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