Google can lick my dick six different angles of sideways. Ban me from AdSense will you? Go bend over for China some more, you cockhounds. YOU WILL REGRET THE DAY YOU MESSED WITH ME, A PENNILESS AND INSIGNIFICANT PAUPER YOU MULTI-TRILLIONAIRE INFLUENTIAL CORPORATE CONGLOMERATE!
I saw the new Die Hard film. This movie is insane. Here's the plot: There's John McClane and there's some bad guys. The end. And guess what? That's all you really need for a Die Hard flick. There is about 2 minutes of lead in to what turns into a nonstop action sequence all the way to the end of the movie. Its really nuts. And also seeing the "Hi I'm a Mac" kid using a ton of PC's in the film was pretty funny.
Video work is cool and fun, and I want to do it a lot if I can. I said the same thing about sex about 10 years ago. Hopefully the video work turns out better than that.
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 The first picture of Indiana Jones 4, taken by Stephen Spielberg!
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NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS There is none. Nothing much going on with me really. Well maybe there is. A hypnotist from Oak Ridge (see: Radiation City USA) may pay me some money to do some video editing for him. Would be nice if that pans out. I've certainly In other news, I read & saw pics of a new Batman suit for the new Batman movie, Dark Knight. I'm not that hot for Bruce Wayne's new duds. Looks like those retarded action figures you can get in toystores to me - LACROSSE PLAYING BATMAN WITH ECO FRIENDLY BATSUIT! Why can't Hollywood ever leave good enough alone? And that utility belt....really, how much stuff could you fit in that? Am I just getting old? The chic and upscale establishment known as Hooters just struck me as tacky and crude today. And not delightfully tacky as their tagline claims. Everywhere is a slogan or saying that is a lame innuendo for boobs. HOOTERS UNDERCOVER COP: LOOKING FOR THE BIG BUST! Har har. All the wit and whimsicality of a Big Johnson shirt. Guess I'll stick to porn sites for my intellectual sexual insinuations. Shooting begins today for Indiana Jones 4, a movie I figured I would never get to see. I don't care how old Ford is, how out of ideas Lucas is, how crappy the story is, or how bad this movie is. I'll love it. I'll love it for the same reason Trekkies loved the woeful Star Trek Motion Picture: Its a nostalgic orgasm to see your childhood hero on the screen again. May 22, 2008 is the magic date.
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| Fun-nay -- Posted by OtterVomit on Thursday, June 14 2007 | ||||||
Last Sunday I saw one of the funniest things I have ever encountered in my life. Something which will remain burned into my brain for the remainder of my days. Something that will cause me to look at nickels in a totally different way forever. I'm not really allowed to do this and I will probably be hunted down, sued and tossed in jail and made someone's bitch, but its worth it. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the most accurate portrayal of Thomas Jefferson ever to be shown on any screen!
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I finally saw 300 yesterday at the dollar movies. I liked this movie. I liked it even better the first time I saw it when it was called Braveheart. Actually, all cynicism aside, the movie was very well done. Extremely visually appealing, and Frank Miller delivers the moving and dark internal dialog as only he can. Not really worth all the hype though. SLOW TIMES AT HERITAGE HIGH I was told that I should write about some of the junk I remember from highschool as it seems to be so outrageous, so I will pick the event I was speaking of when I was told this. The year was 1995 and I was a sophomore at this fine institution which wreaked of mold, expunged chewing tobacco, and motor oil. Although sports at Heritage was disgraceful (with the exception of the girls basketball team that very few people cared about) the "pep squad" still did a decent job of creating the illusion that people gave a damn about the upcoming events for reasons other than it was a plausible excuse to parents for leaving the house before engaging in promiscuous activities behind the stadium. Each week new posters would be created and displayed in the cafeteria, so as to inspire hope that for the Mountaineer football team that this might just be the game that breaks that 243 game losing streak. The time came for Heritage to play the much hated Maryville High School. Maryville High was the rival of Heritage for a few reasons. One it was in fairly close proximity, but mainly because Maryville was actually a very good school and Heritage was packed full of guys who could easily be mistaken for skunk apes by folks who aren't local. Maryville had top-of-the-line facilities and a competent teaching staff while Heritage figured that silly things like planetariums and swimming pools could be better used as storage space and a "spare" gymnasium. Maryville primed kids for college, while Heritage had realized long ago that 95% of its students weren't going to make it past fry cook at Wendy's. Maryville High had adopted the name "The Rebels" and used a confederate flag as their symbol before it became politically incorrect to do so, and they changed it to something else. So the pep team - most of them not really being connected to the realities of the world - drew up some posters of the confederate flag burning in order to drum up support for the upcoming game. Well something was drummed up but it certainly was not support. Apparently the Confederate Flag being burned was extremely offensive to some. And by "some" I mean the majority of the students - and staff. The posters were immediately removed. An announcement was made over the intercom that any desecration of the "national flag" would not be tolerated, and our support for the team should remain in the boundaries of "good taste." This was the policy at Heritage for the remainder of my years there. Maryville went on to easily beat the Mountaineers by a score too obscene to report. However, they had unknowingly ensured that Ol' Dixie will always be flying proud over the minority-free campus of Heritage High School, where the South had certainly risen again!
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Yesterday I made my triumphant (see: depressing and unwanted) return to Tennessee after 3 weeks of splendid diversion in Indiana with my father. I will post some video of the results of this trip at the end of this rambling treatise. I was instantly driven insane when confronted with the subtle nuances of my life here in Tennessee. There need to be changes - big changes - if I'm going to have any sort of normal life again at all. I am thrilled to report that my uncle Paul has started a blog at CarLot Confidential. Paul is an exceptional writer -probably the best in the family- and his blog will really open your eyes about the car-lot industry while giving you a good chuckle. The idea behind his website is brilliant although not yet fully realized. Paul has spent almost 30 years as a car salesmen and now wants to reveal the secrets to the public so they can be better equipped. Eventually there will be a forum and other goodies where Paul will dispense advice and secrets on car buying. We in the family have been fortunate to have Paul as our secret weapon when buying cars, saving thousands of dollars by putting the screws to the salesmen, and now everyone else can benefit from his years of experience. There is also an extremely interesting book in the works. I have this strange idea to do a video blog, which would be a total farce, of me rambling on subjects in front of a blue-screen and putting all sorts of nonsensical shit in the background. I doubt I have the proper room or support from those sharing my living space for this though. Here are some videos that will hopefully boost my father's career and increase my future inheritance:
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| So, here's a thing. -- Posted by BalconyDive on Monday, June 11 2007 |
Jacob found his pee pee today. Updates as warranted!
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