September 2004
He's on stage with Joey & DeeDee again
-- Posted by BalconyDive on Thursday, September 16 2004
Johnny Ramone
1948-2004
All Good Cretins Go To Heaven
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-- Posted by OtterVomit on Friday, September 10 2004
Shoebox: JERK! I LIKE YOUR FACE!! Go request "Great Idea for a Song." I want my #1 spot back. http://www.clamhead.com/drdrequest.php
YOU HEARD THE MAN!!!! GET TO REQUESTING!!
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-- Posted by OtterVomit on Thursday, September 9 2004
MY BOSS IS FUCKING INSANE
Yes you read that correctly. And coming from me that's quite a statement. This mad waved bye-bye to linear thought long ago. First off, his business is a fucking dive. It looks like some bombed out civil war building that nobody bothered to upgrade to the modern era, aside from the shoddy wiring that is constantly flinging sparks at us, and causing the lights to flicker at various levels of brightness. Our air conditioning seems to be a mish-mash of several different systems combined into one, and when it is finished running for some reason water leaks down from the ceiling and drips everywhere, sometimes onto the wonderful electrical wiring which causes a huge explosion and we all die. The infestation of bugs and rodents don't seem to mind, though.
Anyway, the boss. We'll call him Jan. Mainly, becuse that's his name. Jan Fay. I deduce he went insane because both his first and last names are girls names. But alas, he is indeed looney tunes. I noticed this about my third or fourth day there as I was sitting at my desk enjoying the peaceful day when suddenly I hear "WHO THE HELL IS THIS????" blast out of his office. I went on to here "WELL GO CONSUME SOME GODDAMN PLACE ELSE!!" Then he slammed the phone down and went back to silence. A few minutes later, Wanda, the sweet old office lady, starts inching towards his office to tell him he has a call. Apparently the person he was talking to has called back! He says "It that some woman?? TELL HER TO GO SCREW HERSELF!!!" Then he got up and started mumbling, and finally revealed the contents of this conversation. "Tell me it looks nasty in here....I like it here....I think its nice..." he said as power sockets exploded and walls fell down around him. Apparently the lady had called to complain that our place was filthy (truth) and didn't want to give her name so she said "I'm a consumer" to which you can guess the response.
4 or 5 other episodes of similar zaniness have happened since then. The fact that a business can be ran while telling your customers to eat shit and go fuck themselves regularly is still amazing me. Today he was informed that an old friend in the same business was selling to one of his enemies (seriously, that's how it was said "One of my enemies!!") so he called the guy up and I heard these snippets "WELL GODDAMNIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMARTER THAN THAT," "YOU JUST DO WHATEVER YOU GODDAMN WANT YOU SON OF A BITCH," "WELL FUCK YOU FIRST," Then about 5 hours later this guy called back apparently trying to apologize and make things right with Jan. Jan was entertaining business clients at the time but took the call anyway. Snippets I heard from that convo go as follows: "YOU DON'T NEED TO APOLOGIZE, THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY AND YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT AND SO CAN I, AND I SAY GODDAMN YOU," "WELL I THOUGHT OUR BEST DAYS WERE AHEAD OF US BUT I GUESS THAT AIN'T THE CASE," "YOU LISTEN YOU SON OF A BITCH I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY AND I HAVE CLIENTS HERE SO FUCK YOU!! *click*"
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